Hey does anybody else think that Cecil the lion would have been less likely to get hunted if he had a tougher sounding name? I dunno like ‘ripper’ or something?
“Do you want to hunt Ripper the lion?”
“No fucking way”
“How about Cecil ?”
“Yeah, he sounds like a right puff”
See what I mean?
Anyone is welcome to use this new way if writing the word twat.
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