A spelling mistake led me to have a brilliant idea. Resterunt. A restaurant for small people. Not dwarves (although they would be welcome) just people who aren’t very tall.
I was going to make a logo for it but couldn’t be arsed. Just use your imagination.
A thought-provoking documentary about whether ghost are real or are they not real.
Is there any pork about these days that hasn’t been pulled or is it all pulled pork these days?
It’s the year 2065 and as ever with the Great British Space Association, you can’t depend on the equipment to arrive in time…
People who ask for ‘a bit of cold in’ their tea annoy me.
Just wait. Have a bit of patience. It will go fucking cold by itself in a bit just fucking wait. Jesus.
Hey does anybody else think that Cecil the lion would have been less likely to get hunted if he had a tougher sounding name? I dunno like ‘ripper’ or something?
“Do you want to hunt Ripper the lion?”
“No fucking way”
“How about Cecil ?”
“Yeah, he sounds like a right puff”
See what I mean?
Anyone is welcome to use this new way if writing the word twat.
You’ve got to tell yourself it wasn’t piss haven’t you?
Because if it was piss, it would be too dreadful to contemplate wouldn’t it?
But deep down, in your heart of hearts you know that when you sat down on that toilet seat, without looking and something wet your arse, it was piss.
That fucking Wikes advert
The Scariest Ghost What there could be
Come on England (don’t break my heart)
Savile Cop hotline
This Prison Teaser
Gok & Dannone
Attention Facebook users!
The Lord God
Vampires are wank
The difference between a cunt and a twat
Gok Danone warning
Claims 4 Cunts
The Day the Lympics torch came to Mansfield
Babbys and forgetting you’ve got one.
That Vague Feeling That You Should Have Done Summit Years Ago But You Dunno What It Was.
Visit Saudi Arabia