Bit of cold in / wait


People who ask for ‘a bit of cold in’ their tea annoy me. 

Just wait. Have a bit of patience. It will go fucking cold by itself in a bit just fucking wait. Jesus.

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Food Art


  

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Lion


Hey does anybody else think that Cecil the lion would have been less likely to get hunted if he had a tougher sounding name? I dunno like ‘ripper’ or something? 

“Do you want to hunt Ripper the lion?”

“No fucking way”

“How about Cecil ?”

“Yeah, he sounds like a right puff”

See what I mean?

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POP ‘This Prison’


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New way of writing the word twat


  
Anyone is welcome to use this new way if writing the word twat.

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Mouldy Muffins Argue


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Mouldy Muffins Fight


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Piss


You’ve got to tell yourself it wasn’t piss haven’t you?

Because if it was piss, it would be too dreadful to contemplate wouldn’t it?

But deep down, in your heart of hearts you know that when you sat down on that toilet seat, without looking and something wet your arse, it was piss.

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Toast shock


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Block of Lard Video Bonanza 2015


That fucking Wikes advert

The Scariest Ghost What there could be

Come on England (don’t break my heart)

Savile Cop hotline

This Prison Teaser

Gok & Dannone

Attention Facebook users!

The Lord God

Savy Savile

Vampires are wank

Pop ‘fatties’

The difference between a cunt and a twat

Past Man

Shite Dreams

Gok  Danone warning

Big Wow

Magic Cheese

Cute Murderer

Claims 4 Cunts

The Day the Lympics torch came to Mansfield

Babbys and forgetting you’ve got one.

That Vague Feeling That You Should Have Done Summit Years Ago But You Dunno What It Was.

Visit Saudi Arabia

Merry Pissmas

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Barrel ride # 2


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Barrel ride #1


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Madness


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It’s a video!


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Robin Hood ride


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