Block of Lard Video Bonanza 2015


That fucking Wikes advert

The Scariest Ghost What there could be

Come on England (don’t break my heart)

Savile Cop hotline

This Prison Teaser

Gok & Dannone

Attention Facebook users!

The Lord God

Savy Savile

Vampires are wank

Pop ‘fatties’

The difference between a cunt and a twat

Past Man

Shite Dreams

Gok  Danone warning

Big Wow

Magic Cheese

Cute Murderer

Claims 4 Cunts

The Day the Lympics torch came to Mansfield

Babbys and forgetting you’ve got one.

That Vague Feeling That You Should Have Done Summit Years Ago But You Dunno What It Was.

Visit Saudi Arabia

Merry Pissmas

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Barrel ride # 2


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Barrel ride #1


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Madness


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It’s a video!


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Robin Hood ride


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Eaten alive


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Jihadi Tip


Jihadis: Did you know it’s possible to get bossed around by bearded pedophiles in this country?

Save yourself loads of money trouble by simply getting sent down and becoming Rolf Harris’s bitch.

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Bringing back Flid (by accident)


I appear to have inadvertently brought back the insult ‘flid’

My youngest had his arm stuck in his coat and without thinking I said ‘Come on y’ flid’ which of course they both loved. Next thing they are running about doing flid impressions sending me straight back to the early 80’s. I’ve told them it’s bad, but they don’t care. Just like we didn’t!

Jesus! Do you remember the double flid impression? I’m pissing myself just thinking about it. Once you got into it you couldn’t get out! And all your mates knocked fuck out of you!

Anyway it’s coming to a playground near you soon. And it’s all my fault.

Don’t know what a flid is? Look it up! I can’t be arsed going into it!

Poll time!

More of this type of thing:

https://blockoflard.wordpress.com/2011/05/25/joey-deacon-back-from-the-dead-2011/

https://blockoflard.wordpress.com/2012/10/27/block-of-lard-halloween-special/

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Fifty shades cock out plan


I’m off to stand outside the cinema with me cock out when all the ladies watching fifty shades of grey come out. Who’s in?

It’s an opportunity too good to be missed. Hundreds of excited women all in the same place! When has that ever happened before? One of them is bound to like the look of it.

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King Fuck Nuts


So the Saudi king dies and we fly a flag at half mast? Like he’s our bezzie mate! What the fuck is going on?

Seems like a good time to repost my Saudi Arabia tourist video

 

 

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Coming Soon: POP ‘This Prison’


Here’s a peep at what POP have been up to for the last couple of months.

Available soon on itunes. All proceeds go towards POP’s bail money.

Music: Stephen Goalby
Lyrics: Mark Estell
Prison Menace: Jonathan Leary

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Murder


I just out and out murdered some cunt for no fucking reason.

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Cliff / crimbo/


Why didn’t they wait until today to arrest Cliff Richards? Might have been something worth watching on the telly

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