Yonks


I said something would take ‘Yonks’ the other day. But how long is a Yonk? I know the idea of a yonk is that it’s an unspecfied amount of time but i reckon there’s two destinct types of yonk. The long yonk and the short yonk.

Remember when that used to be a bar yonks ago’

This is and example of a long yonk. I reckon the long yonk is about 4 years. I’ve always though that yonks are somehow related to leap years. I don’t know why.

‘I had to go to A&E and it took fucking yonks’

Now this can’t be the same as the other yonk. This is the short yonk. I reckon the short yonk is about 4 hours.

So there we have it. Ladies and gentlemen I give you YONKS.

How long do you reckon a yonk is? I’d like to hear from you. Would I fuck I’m just being polite.

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Converting Loft (to Islam)


Hiyas, I’m thinking about converting to Islam but before I do I thought I’d convert me loft to Islam first and see if I like it.

I’ve got a prayer mat and some poppadums and shit up there but when I start doing the dance the Mrs bangs on the ceiling.

I’ll try it for a bit (until the world cup comes on) and let you know how it goes. I’m not doing the booze thing or the meat thing though. No fucking way!

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Attention Facebook users!


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Not Fair


No Fair

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YES


yes it is all for nothing v03

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Twatted head- help needed


Hi all, I’ve twatted my head and I can’t remember anything past 1994. If you know something that I’ve done that’s good since that time please let me know.

Cheers -B.O.L 

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Politics of Pop ‘Fatties’ available on Amazon


http://www.amazon.co.uk/Fatties/dp/B00HHJJ2RY

GET IT BOUGHT

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Sale


Sale

Have you got a shop? You might find this useful when a sale that you were having has come to an end.

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41


You’d think that when you’d took so long to get to 40 you’d be able sit and enjoy it for a bit wouldn’t you? But no it’s 41 before you know it. Fastest year ever. What have I achieved in this year? FUCK ALL.

WHICH CUNT PRESSED FAST-FORWARD?

Rant over.
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Warning graphic content. Terrible fire at pie factory.


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The Lord God!


A visit to the Earth by the Lord God doesn’t turn out how he expected.

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Nooooooo!


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Nippers


There’s nothing like the feeling of something you are completely responsible for being completely out of control, is there?
B&Q. Bins on heads running round. In between the aisles so you can hear them but you can’t see them. Stuff of nightmares, stuff of nightmares.
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New drawy thing on iPad


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